12.5.06
well... i and here to type some quotes i came across the web... think they are funny... if u dun think so... it just purely mean u and i dun have the chem...
have a GOOD laugh
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I like u.You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
questions to ponder..
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Words of Wisdom
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
haha... i am just trying to show off how knowlegable i am...
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